Mindy On Tour: Funny Things in Holland

Mindy found this at the local grocery store. She actually wanted to get some of these Chupa Chups, but they were .... Sugar-Free, gross!

Open to Interpretation

They sell combimagnetrons, a television, microwave, convection oven, and grill all-in-one! Let there be cake, reheated food, and grilled asparagus!

TV feature is purely aesthetic

These Dutch bunnies and guinea pigs are really good buddies, and they like to sleep in a big pile like in "Where the Wild Things Are."

Mindy Likes This.

"It's so fluffy I want to die!" - Despicable Me (2010)

Fluffy the Teddy Bear Hamster Reincarnated

As Mindy was biking to some obscure place, she found horsies. There were three of them, except the third one wasn't cute. But Mindy pretended to take pictures of it, so it wouldn't feel unloved.

Cute Horsies

Good-Bye Horsies

Holland sells Barbecue :)

Dutch Barbecue

Holland also sells things I would never purchase :)

Watches from the Mars

Mindy witnessed a Dutch wedding outside City Hall. There was a horse drawn carriage and a dressed up horse handler. The horses had sunglasses and no Central Park horse poop trays. The horsies were really neat.

Handler and Horsies with Sunglasses

Horse Drawn Carriage

Bride & Groom + Einstein's Brother

CHEESE is EVERYWHERE -

What a Hunk (of cheese!)

They use commas instead of decimal points. And they don't celebrate Halloween, but they do sell pumpkins with stickers :)

Local Supermarket

Pumpkin yet to be Carved

Strange ladies in costume like to roam the streets singing strange songs.

Ladies in the City of The Hague (Den Haag)

Ladies singing "Purple and Red" Song

Dutch Totoro's are creepy.

Totoro's in Rotterdam

Euroland is neither an amusement park nor an arcade...

... it's a convenience store

Holland celebrates Sinterklaas during the first week of December as opposed to Santa Claus on Christmas Day. Sinterklaas is white and has negro helpers and a white stallion. No joke...